Jacob7+Narrative

=== The Big Three  Hey, kids! This is Ronnie. Ronnie’s life is going pretty well for him. He’s athletic, smart, cool, nice, tough, funny, and responsible. But, what Ronnie doesn’t know is that something BIG is about to happen. One day, Ronnie and Nelly were walking home from school when… “Sarah is so cute,” said Ronnie, “I think she likes me.” “Na,” said Nelly, “I wouldn’t get your hopes up.” “I won’t.” As they were walking Ronnie suddenly tripped. “Ah, what was that,” said Ronnie. “I don’t know,” said Nelly. Ronnie got to his feet and picked something up. It was covered with dirt, moss, and debris. “Dude, this thing is dirty,” said Ronnie, “I think I’m going to go and grab a hose and clean it up.” “I’ll help,” said Nelly. And that’s what they did. They spent the whole afternoon cleaning it up. When they finished they noticed that it was a lamp. “Well, I guess we should dry it off,” said Nelly. “You’re right, I’ll do it,” said Ronnie. “OK,” said Nelly. So, Ronnie rubbed it with a towel to dry it when… “Hello, man it’s crammed in there. Do you know what it’s like being shoved in a lamp the size of a teapot? And not one of those big ones made in China, no it had to be made in Sweden. Jeeze Louis can’t a genie get a Chinese made lamp?” said the Genie. “You’re a, you’re a, you’re a genie!” said Nelly and Ronnie. “Captain Obvious has entered the building. Jeeze you’re as quick as a fish on land,” said the Genie. “Ha, ha, ha that’s a good one. What’s your name?” asked Ronnie. “Ciesel,” said Ciesel, “Oh, I almost forgot. My name is Ciesel and I’m here to grant …umm what’s your name… Oh that’s right. My name is Ciesel and I’m here to grant Ronnie three wishes and Nelly you get one.” “I’ll go first,” said Nelly, “I wish that I could meet Barry Sanders.” And just like that with a snap of Ciesel’s fingers Barry Sanders appeared. “Hey boys, what are you doing today?” asked Barry Sanders. “We just found a magic lamp and met Ciesel,” said the boys. “That sounds fun boys.” “I wish that I could run as fast as Devin Hester, tackle as well as Mike Singletary, run the ball as well as Barry Sanders, and so on, you know to be the most athletic person in the world. My second wish is to have five billion dollars that hasn’t been stolen. And my final wish is to own a very successful business franchise that way the money will keep coming in,” said Ronnie. With three snaps of his fingers all of those wishes came true. He and Barry Sanders had become friends that day. They and Nelly hung out for a long time. It was awesome. The next day Ronnie got the guts to go and hang out with Sarah and it turned out well. This is how it went… “I had no idea that you were this cool Ronnie. You’re so funny. And so nice, I can’t believe we didn’t do this sooner,” said Sarah. “I know, you’re so, awesome. You’re cute, nice, funny, sweet, smart, athletic, and responsible,” said Ronnie. “Ah, thank you Ronnie,” said Sarah. When Ronnie got home … “Hey Ciesel, hey Mr. Donald, hey Nelly, what did you guys do today?” asked Ronnie. “What’s up Ronnie? I didn’t do much today,” said Ciesel. “Sup R-Dawg, and just school,” said Nelly. “Hello Ronnie, how was your day? All I did was a little yard work,” said Mr. Donald. “It was awesome. I got to hang out with Sarah,” said Ronnie. “Well that’s nice, Sarah is a very nice young lady,” said Mr. Donald. That day changed Ronnie’s life forever. Ronnie’s life is still going great. He’s the owner of a huge business franchise. He’s still best friends with Nelly. He became a legendary break-dancer. He’s making millions. Mr. Donald is now in his 80s and is still doing great. He’s living in a nice little nursing home in Siloam Springs, Arkansas. Ciesel was able to move out of the lamp and lives with Ronnie. “Wrong story, my bad, my bad,” said Daffy Duck rudely interrupting the narrator. Where was I. Oh yes? As for Ronnie, he and Sarah got married in Las Vegas, Nevada. They live in Gardner, Kansas. They have three kids. Darryl is the oldest. Then there was Lindsey. Finally, comes along little baby Kara. They’re living happily ever after. ===