Tanner9+Narritive

**The six arm man** Fred has two mouths, so he is a world champion hotdog eater. Like Fred, Bob was also the champion at something, but it is not as cool as the world champion hotdog eater. He is the smartest man in the world, boring! He has two brains but the good thing is that if he gets shot in the head he will live, because his other brain will still work but he will get as dumb as the rest of us. Now about me, I have six arms and am in the Hall of Fame for 500 touchdowns as a wide receiver. I made $20 million I have five cars, three houses, two boats, seven jet skies and, 12 ATVs. Our first adventure together was in China. I was in an arm wrestling match. I could use three of my arms, because the rules said I could use half of my arms. So they hade to use one arm but and I got to use three arms. That is where I met Fred and Bob. Fred was in an eating competition and Bob was in a science fair. They both took first, and so did I. After the match we all went out to get some hotdogs. Fred said he was as hungry as a fat guy who hasn’t eaten for 2 hours and that is really hungry. He ate all of the hot dogs. Jackie Chan was in line after us and he did not get a hotdog so he __went all Jackie Chan on us__. Fred was to fat and slow too fight back so Jackie Chan picked up a shovel and knocked out Fred. And Bob could not fight at all so he was knocked out, too. ** **Fred got hit so hard his second got mouth knocked off. And Bob got hit so hard his brain fell out. So now I am the only mutated person left on earth.**
 * Tanner,**
 * Have you ever seen a mutated animal like a two headed cow? Or a double tailed lizard? If you have that is kind of what I look like. The only difference is that I have six arms instead of two heads or two tails. I am in a group of guys called mutated men. My best friends Fred and Bob are in the group with me.